I hope your Halloween went well last night. Ours did until we turned off our porch light. That’s supposed to be a sign that you’re out of candy, or it was when I was a kid anyway. We didn’t turn the porch light off until about 9 pm and figured all the little kids were at home pigging out on candy by then anyway. Well the little ones might have been but the teenagers weren’t.
I had a kid that was at least 6 ft. 2 in. knock on my door. He had a great costume but when I asked him how old he was, he got pissed and told me it was none of my ‘friggin’ business but he didn’t say friggin. I told him to go buy his own candy and closed the door. BIG mistake. I’m sure it was him that took a crap in a paper bag and lit it on fire on my porch. When I saw the flames, of course I stomped it out. Another BIG mistake. Now I have crap everywhere and I see him at the road laughing his rear end off.
When you’re taller than the person your ‘Trick-or-Treating’ from, it’s time to stop. Well that’s my opinion anyway. I guess he didn’t get a treat so he decided I needed a trick. HA HA, real funny.
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